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Friendship & Anti-Friendship Messages
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I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing! |
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! ! |
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U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number! |
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Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend |
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A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!! |
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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is allways there for you and never let you down |
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Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW! |
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Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy. |
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience. |
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This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!! |
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Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down. |
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Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me |
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Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you. |
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Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold. |
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I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing! |
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When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted. |
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Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too! |
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I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!! |
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Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo. |
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Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars. Motherfuckers |
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you? |
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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found. |
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Umm...your .... ZIP is open... |
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I'm not as dumb as you look. |
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If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought. |
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What do I miss about my wife? Her absence. |
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! |
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Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!! |
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Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you! |
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Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay? |
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Life is not easy, and it will never be, but remember you've got friends, and one of them is me! |
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If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend! |
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Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!! |
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There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX. |
Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?
Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !
I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!
A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.
If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.
When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!
A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman
Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!
My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.
I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.
Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.
The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.
I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.
I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.
Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
I've learned....
That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of
an elderly person.
I've learned....
That when you're in love, it shows.
I've learned....
That just one person saying to me, "You've made my
day!" makes my day.
I've learned....
That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of
the most peaceful feelings in the world.
I've learned....
That being kind is more important than being right.
I've learned....
That you should never say "no" to a gift from a child.
I've learned....
That I can always pray for someone when I don't have
the strength to help him in some other way.
I've learned....
That no matter how serious your life requires you to
be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
I've learned....
That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold
and a heart to understand.
I've learned....
That simple walks with my father around the block on
summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as
an adult.
I've learned....
That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer
it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I've learned....
That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything
we ask for.
I've learned....
That money doesn't buy class.
I've learned....
That it's those small daily happenings that make life
so spectacular.
I've learned...
That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants
to be appreciated and loved.
I've learned....
That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes
me think I can?
I've learned....
That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
I've learned....
That when you plan to get even with someone, you are
only letting that person continue to hurt you.
I've learned....
That love, not time, heals all wounds.
I've learned....
That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to
surround myself with people smarter than I am.
I've learned....
That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a
smile.
I've learned....
That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with your
babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.
I've learned....
That no one is perfect until you fall in love with
them.
I've learned....
That life is tough, but I'm tougher.
I've learned....
That opportunities are never lost; someone will take
the ones you miss.
I've learned....
That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock
elsewhere.
I've learned....
That I wish I could have told my Dad that I love him
one more time before he passed away.
I've learned....
That one should keep his words both soft and tender,
because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
I've learned....
That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your
looks.
I've learned....
That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what
I do about it.
I've learned....
That when your newly born child holds your little
finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for
life.
I've learned....
That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain,
but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're
climbing it.
I've learned ...
That it is best to give advice in only two
circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a
life threatening situation.
I've learned....
That the less time I have to work with, the more
things I get done.
: BEST FREN
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
: CLOCK
I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.
: SHOOTING STARS
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
: KEEPING A FRIEND
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
: PROMISE
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
: FLOWER
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
: MY FRIEND
When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
: A RING
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
: DO NOT FEAR
So many of us either fear tmr or regret yesterday. But I won't fear tmr, if I get 2 b ur fren 4ever, and I don't regret yesterday, coz 1 yesterday, I met u.
: WONDERFUL FRIEND
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
: WAT U SEE
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
: FATE 2B FRIENDS
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
: WHAT YOU SAY
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
: ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU...
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
: LEAVING FOOTPRINTS
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
: AS LONG AS....
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
: GOOD FRENZ
Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...
: PRICETAGS
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
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